Yoga Class
Count me out.
I take relaxing to new heights when I'm on the beach.
Not to mention what we overheard a kid say (he was maybe 12):
"They look constipated."
After I quit laughing and choking on my umbrella drink,
I took a closer look and decided he was right...
Speedos
These should be illegal unless you are a competitive swimmer
and are at practice or a meet. Period.
I cannot drink enough umbrella drinks to make those look good.
Board shorts are sexy - trust me!!
Thong Fakers
If you do not have the nerve to purchase and wear a real thong bikini,
tuning your regular swimsuit bottom into one is not the way to go.
It's not flattering on the skinniest/firmest behind
and, frankly just looks uncomfortable.
Quick-Change Bikini
Being an up-tight American, I have never had the nerve to go topless;
however, others doing so has never bothered me.
As my son (then approximately 15) wisely noted:
"Those that should, don't, and those that shouldn't, do."
This older couple behind me had been swimming and
came back to their seats.
I had previously taken note of her because I thought she was
pretty fit for her age - guessing 60 - and had an amazing tan
(made obvious when she was sunbathing topless).
While I laid on my stomach and read,
she completely changed out of one bikini and into another one.
Huh?!?!
It took me a while to process that I had actually seen this...
Then I had to process how I felt about it...
Surprised?? Shocked?? - Duh! Remember - uptight American.
Offended?? Hmmm... Not so much.
I'm more open-minded than I thought :-)
Except when it comes to speedos and thong fakers...
