Despite the fact that I read the comics every morning, I'm not actually into jokes, so it will be rare to see one here. However, this one was worth repeating :-)
A Florida senior citizen drove her brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership...
Taking off down the road, she pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through her snow white hair. "Amazing!" she thought as she flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in her rear view mirror, she saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. She floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly, she thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind her, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Ma'am, my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a reason for speeding - a reason I've never heard before - I'll let you go."
The elderly lady paused then said: "Three years ago, my husband ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing him back."
"Have a good day, Ma'am," replied the trooper.
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